ifocus Finale — all good things come to an end

Well after the temple incident I decide to stay clear of this dude, as I was sure, he belonged no were but ina  loony bin.

So it was during my final Year Project presentation I saw him again, well this time, his project partner was in great deal of trouble, as he wasn’t participating and he was shuttling between Bangalore and Hyderabad for the Project thingy, as quite Honestly he was fed up of his unseal Behavior and Finally lost his cool, when he failed to show up for a Diagnostic test of the System. So when the teachers arrived to evaluate the System, it wasn’t working and they went on by some weird story about, him developing a new project so, he didn’t help out on this as his earlier academic record was sound, the teachers decided to cut him some slack and gave him, average points even when the system wasn’t working.

 

Well after few days, our regular examinations started and fortunately Mr. Focus was being seated in my exam hall. I didn’t pay much notice, but, when I saw him dressed in a Bright Yellow T, it occurred to me, that something weird was bound to happen, and it did.

Focus baba sat down on his seat, but turned behind glaring at his bird, who acted as he didn’t exist, well I decided to get back to my paper, but the events which occurred next were very bizarre,  We have a teacher whom we refer to as Pink panther, he is a guy wiv huge butts and pants stuck up to his ass-crack, which makes him look pretty funny, But he is a hardnutt to crack, pretty much suspends any student he feels is out of the line. Well Focus baba didn’t even spare pink panther, pinky found him sitting idle in the exam hall, and questioned him, why is he acting weird; well what happened next was not something anyone expected. Mr. Focus baba Exploded at full blast at Mr. Pinky shouting * who the hell r u to ask me, it’s my exam, my wish, I can do anything I want, go mind ur business…etc* well, Pinky didn’t know how to react, but just got on the defensive side and said, sit down sit down son ur hyperventilating and asked * do u want water*..Etc and he left bit confused and Shocked.

Now Focus baba took his pen and started to scribble down on his paper, and after a while got up and handed over the paper and left. Well the teacher didn’t question him why, because she had earlier seen him lashing out at Mr. Pinky. But she showed the students, what he wrote,

IFOCUS FOCUS FOCUS

BOSS BOSS BOSS BOSS (bachelor of Social Service)

He scribbled Boss all over his paper in bold letters. Now we all were sure, he flipped his lid.

And after the exam we saw many of the teachers coming down from the other block rather amused and sniggering among themselves and when enquired, they said they were visited by a special student, Mr. Focus baba they said he offered them to work in his company, and he planned on sending the teachers for special training to Australia, and that his company had striked a deal with GOOGLE.. So they knew something was wrong with him, as he was acting all weird, when they asked him to come to the medical wing, he left.

That evening, few students went up to his house so speak to his parents about his disturbing behavior, and found his parents on the same page , they took them up to his room which was on the 3rd floor and, when they entered the room , the walls were covered to every inch with pictures of God’s ( sai-baba, ganesh.. an…..and so on). So they students found it quite Odd.

The next exam was set with a day for preparation and the next day, while driving down to college, I found two people on a speeding bike, drivin like crazy thru the small country road (the University is 30 miles from city) when I reached the Exam block I found a small crowd and, found a man who’s was trembling his hair was ruffled and he was pretty much shaken- he was the pillion rider on the crazy bike, he was Focus babe’s dad. Focus baba had come in a weird costume and did the same thing he went into the class signed the attendance register and left.

Well, it was the last day of exams for engineering so nearly the whole class went up to his house, and apparently took him to a physiatrist and he got violent there, so he was shifted to a Mental Asylum. After some therapy (shock therapy) he was released. Now is doing well. Ive hrd he passed the exam’s he left, he had a good percentage and perfect score, but what can we say, we can’t have everything in life.

Some get to know it the easy way; he got to learn it the hard way

So this was the end of Focus baba, the last I saw him or heard from him was in July 2008 until now I was updated about him Passing Engineering, which prompted me to complete the blog story about him.

 

Now FOCUS this- Now Solar powered

Well it’s been quite a while since I got back to Blogging, since a lot was happening around me, so it kinda kept me busy. But now I found myself Free and ready to start writing my blog again after a gap of probably 1 year.

Last I posted was about an unusual dude, who had flipped his lid and was going to any lengths to get the attention he taught he deserved.

Well after the last episode, my classes were done with so I was at home preparing for my Final exams and as well as the final year projects, So During our Pre Exam tests I was walking down the stairs were I find our Mr. ifocus, surrounded by group of boys , who seemed keen on interrogating him.

So I decided to hang around for a while: D. Well, it seems that y Focus here was offred a highpost and highpaying job by *Google* but its was a top hush hush matter. So he came that day, wiv 20-30 Boxes of Traditional sweets and Distributed among the teachers and also made a point on degrading the other students and his friends saying, they wouldn’t even dream of getting such a job as they r *mediocre* and cant think the big picture, so this got the other students jumpy so his best Friends were interrogating him about the matter as he had also abused them.

Well he was acting all weird Jumpy and finally said, he would speak, but he asked them to come to a nearby Hanuman temple. So this lot started for the Temple and I was hanging around the campus fooling around, whets when I got a call from them saying, there was something going on and it was too good to miss. So I made a point of going there. When I entered the temple I saw this bunch of guys waiting outside and the loony dude was inside chanting some mantra.

Now he comes out, and this guys say, ” ok, enough with ur shit, whts up wiv u , u gone crazy or what ” so  the next what this guy did gave me the creeps, he stood in the sun jogging and kept looking up and started to chant, the others asked what the fuk r u doing, he says, am absorbing the energy from the SUN to talk, we were Dumbstruck thinking  what the hell was wrong with him and I took some steps back just in case,  the Others started the interrogation continued , I couldn’t get most of it as it was spoken in *telugu* and am no pro at it. The conversation turned into a heated argument and there was exchange of swears and leading to a fist fight. Then he blurts out, saying ” he was joking and it’s a lie, that he ever got a job in Google, he confessed he did it for so called **girl**. So the others said, *ok u were after the chic, but why degrade US in the process he as on about, that she liked it…etc stuff, so these guys called her up and i couldn’t hear the conversation between them, but it resulted in mr Focus kickin his bike down the hill and he went off walking.

Well that was end of that; I went on to my preparation for my examinations

 

The Wrath of the Focus baba

Well today was indeed an really Funni day, as our Focus baba ( kolpuru..etc shit), Finally snapped
Resulting in an heated argument with fellow class mates and it wasnt pretty.
Like i said before, our Focus baba , had been preaching for a while now,about some crap on *iFocus theme* About how he is going to save our lives and he was actually doing us a favour and Social Service.

he tends to add an Acronym after every email such as
———————————
Regards,
Anil.Kumar.Kolpuru
BOSS ( Bachleor of Social Service )
———————————–

Every one in the College knew he flipped his lid, few months ago. But no one knew the extent of the damage.

So today , Our little tarzan Monkey ( thats wht every one calls him now ), Just after the Radar Enginnering Professor had enuf of the noise and abuse thrown by the students , he had left the class, and our Monkey , automatically wet up the podium, and started preaching again…..

When every one started to resent and throw abuses at him, he got into verbal Argument with the rest of the class , demanding attention. well this verbal Argument seemed to be headed into a bull fight.

Then Suddenly he annouced that his new Avtar was indeed for a chik he was trying to impress, He wanted to show , that he was doing social service and he had every one under control….yeh rite.

Then he did some Mr bean Dance and said, Am gonna reveal the Identity of the Gurl, But “AFTER A BREAK”. and ran outta the class.

Every one were Speachless, he was acting like a total retard.

Then Suddenly He ran inside and said, ” Ive done this for Her But She Joined My Community and the Community agnaist me” and her name is “laxmi”. and he left.

Suddenly everyone started laughing as there was no laxmi in the class. or it was just a name he was using to define someone.

Either way, When he started Bullying others , one of my class guys started an Community Against him in Orkut, in which everyone posted their experiences with the FOCUS baba. Then he came to know about my Blog, and about the post about him.
Since then, the Rain of Weird Emails started. with really bad english,
and more weird comments, I deleted them mostly, then i figured , it would be a nice laugh, if i uploaded them and show others, wht kind of ass clown he is.

Then Later, many of us Spoke to him , about his behavior and how its not helping anyone, and he’s making a fool of himself by doing so. But Alas he paid no heed to our words.
Instead he was on about that we were jealous of his Success..etc n shit.

In the meanwhile the Community kept Growing and many Posts regarding his deeds and comments on others ( meanwhile the frequency of his emails also increased ).

He showed lot of displeasure towards the community, so The creator of the community and the moderators Decided , to give him a chance. So we sent him and email, asking to join the community ( Some Rules were applied on him ) and that he should create a thread titled * Questions for Anil* and he should answer any questions , asked in that thread.

After 10 days from the creation of the Thread, a Poll wil be conducted, if it favors the little monkey, the Thread would be deleted and he will get our support in promoting his iFocus theme.

Rules were set, Our monkey joined the group, but didn’t reply to a single post…..

And now the little tarzan was seen pleading ppl to unjoin the community as a last favor, lol

Dude, instead of pleading to others, u could have answered the questions on ur behavior in the community and got every one’s support aswell.

Tarzan hate mail

Tarzan Fury